Sort of like when Ellen Degeneres told Anna Kendrick and Joseph Gordon-Levitt that it was their choice but that they totally should be together? So, instead of grabbing our colorful signs, putting on Dramione shirts, and going to cheer — we can sit in our favorite chair with a cup of coffee and read about the ship that should have been. There are Death Eaters being killed which puts Draco at risk and if she wants to save him, she must find out who is behind the murders. Towards the end of Clean , Draco has a realization that Hermione is the only one for him and that means facing whatever comes his way; without argument. Okay, even the premise of this one is so cute.
This is a portmanteau for Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Only the Drarry ship really beats it for size. Especially of the erotic kind.