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If you, too, are incredibly bored with what Fallout 76 has to offer and are just itching to get your fix of Fallout gameplay while waiting for the fifth installment, why not go back to Fallout 4? Not only does the game offer plenty of quests and fun for hours with a few DLCs available for extra content, but also, it has some of the most hilarious writing known to the world of gaming. It makes sense really, if you think about it. Once the apocalypse has destroyed everything you've ever known, the best thing to go about it is to survive and have a great sense of humor. Whether you're a seasoned wastelander who has heard these a million times or a newcomer to the series, anyone will appreciate these hilarious quotes from Fallout 4. Updated on August 7th, by Anastasia Maillot: With Bethesda focused on Starfield and developing Fallout 76 into something remotely playable, there isn't much on the horizon for the regular Fallout franchise.

Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. You know that sarcastic jerk who asks if you want an award every time you brag just a little bit at work? Well just as broken clocks are right twice a day, jerks who don't appreciate how hard it is to eat three hot dogs without chewing sometimes have decent ideas.

Not so! In fact, opening with a comment about how lucky you are that I showed up to your party and a bear hug is the greatest sign of love my acidic little mind could possibly muster! Allow me to explain. At the risk of sounding like a pompous windbag, I often find as I imagine many of us do the need for people to be false and placating with one another exasperating. Whenever I feel uncomfortable in social situations, my first desire is to break the tension by saying something absurd or perhaps even a bit mean, to say what I imagine everyone else is thinking.

When I turned 41, it came with a milestone I never really considered, that I would grow older than you ever did. What does that even mean? I learn new things that paint a broader picture, both horrifying and illuminating.