It's scary when you get those "grower" ones that looks like a mushroom when flaccid and then gets enormous. Then again, it makes you feel like an excellent dick gardener. When penises aren't circumcised it looks like they're wearing a little hat.
As the proud owner of a penis, you already know that blowjobs are amazing. But as much as you love being on the receiving end, did you know that a lot of women absolutely adore going down on you? Why not suck some dick here and there and make each other happy? Christ hell. I love feeling a guy grow hard for me.